40 Funny Facts Everybody Should Know

1. 'Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink manufactured and marketed by CocaCola, Inc.

2. 35% of the people using personal ads for dating are already married!

3. 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

4. 85% of all Valentine's Day cards are purchased by women!

5. 90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.

6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

7. A Citreon 2CV with an oil leak once travelled 500 miles through Italy after its gearbox was filled with bananas!

8. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.

9. Yahoo! was originally called 'Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web'.

10. A snail can sleep for three years.

11. About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.

12. Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple!

13. An albatross can sleep while it flies!

14. Another name for a Microsoft Windows tutorial is 'Crash Course'!

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16. Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.

17. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

18. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

19. Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

20. Diet Pepsi was originally called Patio Diet Cola.

21. For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.

22. For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

23. Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!

24. If a Lobster loses an eye, it will grow another one.

25. If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously.

26. In 1659, it was illegal to celeb Christmas in Massachusetts.

27. In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.

28. In high school, Robin Williams was voted 'Least Likely to Succeed.'"  

29. James Bond is also known as Mr. KissKissBangBang.

30. Jean Claude Van Damme learned to speak English by watching the cartoon 'The Flintstones.'"

31. King George I could not speak English!

32. Leonardo DiCaprio got his first onscreen kiss from a man!

33. Men laugh longer, louder, and more often than women.

34. Most people who read the word 'yawning' will yawn!

35. One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!

36. President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!

37. The average office worker spends 50 minutes a day looking for lost files and other items.

38. The average person laughs 13 times a day!

39. The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

40. The most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.